Be A Temperamental Florist Who Gets That She Goes Overboard Sometimes Day!
When someone asks if you have a good assortment for funerals, say, “Jesus what do you think? I’m a florist for God’s sake. If people stopped dying I’d be out of business.” Then stop snipping stems, take a breath, and say, “Sorry. You’re bereaved, and I should watch my tongue. I just go overboard sometimes.” Then gesture to all the flowers as if they were a bunch of hyperactive children you have to deal with.
Happy Be A Temperamental Florist Who Gets That She Goes Overboard Sometimes Day!