July 2011
4 posts
Take Your Daughter To Work Day!
Your dad will spend the morning introducing you around to all the people he works with until he comes to Sharon.
“That whore?” say to her as she’s shaking your hand.
Sharon will ask you to repeat yourself. Your father will tell you to say you’re sorry.
“I’m sorry,” say.
Sharon will ask why you said that.
“Mommy always shouts ‘That...
The Broadway Adaptation Of The Movie Twister Day!
The Broadway adaptation of the movie Twister is dangerously over-budget because of the cows.
“Maybe we could cut the cows,” one of the investors suggests.
“As far as anyone is concerned, Twister is the movie where the cow gets thrown at the car,” tell them. “Taking the cows out of Twister the Musical is like taking the feet out of Footloose the Musical.”
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Babyland Day!
You have an idea for a comedy about if babies could talk. You think if babies could talk they’d speak in hypnotic verse, poems that cut to the essence of what it is to live and experience the color and sound of life. The adults would hear the babies’ message and they’d all go mad, unable to reconcile the lives of obligation and ambition they’ve been living with the...
Modern Rock Concert Day!
You’re a narcotics officer who’s working undercover to bust the lead singer of a modern rock band for drugs because the mayor doesn’t like him bringing his filthy music and godless stage show into his town.
“What if he doesn’t have any drugs?” you asked the mayor.
“You make sure he does,” the mayor told you.
You’re used to planting drugs on...
