November 2011
4 posts
Pharmacy Pal Day!
You and your Pharmacy Pal like to sit and wait for your prescriptions and reminisce about the women you’ve loved.
Him: “We spent three days in bed in a hotel room in Cleveland. When we finally put our clothes on and turned on the TV, Reagan had been reelected.”i
You: “She used to throw forks at my head she loved me so much. Her husband once offered to pay me $75,000 if...
Tell Your Wife's Sister It's Over Day!
“We can’t do this anymore,” say. “You have too strong a hold on me. Every time you open your mouth you make me want you more, and I can’t betray Katie any longer.” “My sister cheats on you with your brother,” she’ll tell you. Remind her you don’t have a brother. “If you did, she’d cheat on you with him.” Tell her that...
Remember Where You Came From Day!
You’ve had amnesia for eight months now. You had an accident where your car went over a bridge. You were rescued by a lonely man named Arnold who you fell in love with as he nursed you back to health. He’s refused to help you reconnect with the life you had before you lost your memory. That’s been fine because you’re happy with him, but you still can’t help but wonder...
Porn Apartment Day!
Half-way through masturbating to a scene about a housewife who decided to have sex with a man who was just trying to sell her a vacuum, you’ll realize that the people you’re masturbating to are having sex in the very spot where you are masturbating. Your apartment must have been used as a location for pornographic videos before you moved in. If you continue to masturbate to this scene,...
