August 2010
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Dads Are Sitting In Their Cars Listening To The...
Every night after dinner they go outside to the streets, get in their cars, turn on the radios, and sit and listen until the Moms send their youngest daughters out to knock on the car windows and ask the Dads to come inside. “It’s probably connected to the recession or something,” says an out-of-work expert named Laraine. “They probably lost their jobs, moved their families...
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Dads Are Sitting In Their Cars Listening To The...
Every night after dinner they go outside to the streets, get in their cars, turn on the radios, and sit and listen until the Moms send their youngest daughters out to knock on the car windows and ask the Dads to come inside. “It’s probably connected to the recession or something,” says an out-of-work expert named Laraine. “They probably lost their jobs, moved their...
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Spraypaint Day!
Your twelve-year-old daughter was sent to the principal’s office for spraypainting a boy’s body. “It’s what I dig,” she says. “He was into it.” “I won’t have you shame her,” tell the principal. The principal explains that while they do what they can to let sexuality blossom without any finger-wagging, your daughter’s practices can...
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Spraypaint Day!
Your twelve-year-old daughter was sent to the principal’s office for spraypainting a boy’s body. “It’s what I dig,” she says. “He was into it.” “I won’t have you shame her,” tell the principal. The principal explains that while they do what they can to let sexuality blossom without any finger-wagging, your daughter’s practices can...
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Man Come By Take Your Wife Day!
People keep cornering you to give you pep talks about that man who came by and took your wife. “Man come by take your wife, you go take her back,” they say. You try to explain again how it all played out. That the man walked through the front door while the two of you were watching “Saving Grace.” The man looked at your wife and said “Let’s go.” Your...
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Man Come By Take Your Wife Day!
People keep cornering you to give you pep talks about that man who came by and took your wife. “Man come by take your wife, you go take her back,” they say. You try to explain again how it all played out. That the man walked through the front door while the two of you were watching “Saving Grace.” The man looked at your wife and said “Let’s go.” Your...
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Shopping For School Clothes With Dad’s Girlfriend...
Since Tami is only seven years older than you, she dresses really cool and she still remembers how important it is to look hot in high school. You didn’t think Tami liked you that much, because she hasn’t really wanted to spend much time with you since she started dating your dad, so you’re surprised when she comes into your room and says, “Let’s go get you some school clothes.” You tell...
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Shopping For School Clothes With Dad’s Girlfriend...
Since Tami is only seven years older than you, she dresses really cool and she still remembers how important it is to look hot in high school. You didn’t think Tami liked you that much, because she hasn’t really wanted to spend much time with you since she started dating your dad, so you’re surprised when she comes into your room and says, “Let’s go get you some school clothes.” You...
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Write A Letter To Some Rain Day!
Start with “Dear Rain” because it’s respectful, then be self-effacing right off the bat. “I know I’m an asshole for going back and forth about you.” that way the rain won’t want to call you an asshole because you already came up with it. Get hostile all of a sudden. “But seriously, who gives a shit what you think of me? You’re...
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Write A Letter To Some Rain Day!
Start with “Dear Rain” because it’s respectful, then be self-effacing right off the bat. “I know I’m an asshole for going back and forth about you.” that way the rain won’t want to call you an asshole because you already came up with it. Get hostile all of a sudden. “But seriously, who gives a shit what you think of me? You’re...
Do You Wanna Come With Me Day!
A man will hold out his hand and ask, “Do you wanna come with me?” No blood on his hand, some scars, fingernails thick as a car windshield, and a wedding ring so old the gold’s gone bad. “Do you wanna come with me?” If you take his hand he’ll lead you to the passenger seat of his Caprice Classic, and he’ll drive you across town to a small, two-story home. ...
Do You Wanna Come With Me Day!
A man will hold out his hand and ask, “Do you wanna come with me?” No blood on his hand, some scars, fingernails thick as a car windshield, and a wedding ring so old the gold’s gone bad. “Do you wanna come with me?” If you take his hand he’ll lead you to the passenger seat of his Caprice Classic, and he’ll drive you across town to a small, two-story...
