May 2010
6 posts
You Are The Building Prankster Day!
Everyone in the building was counting on you to bring a little levity into their lives especially after Harris in 6C was found dead (suicide) so that’s why you’ve hidden all of the building’s housecats. “I simply broke into each apartment that housed a cat and covertly abducted the cat to the hideaway, where all of the cats have been playfully fighting for the past six...
You Are The Building Prankster Day!
Everyone in the building was counting on you to bring a little levity into their lives especially after Harris in 6C was found dead (suicide) so that’s why you’ve hidden all of the building’s housecats. “I simply broke into each apartment that housed a cat and covertly abducted the cat to the hideaway, where all of the cats have been playfully fighting for the past six...
Be A Rich Person Who Dates The Poor Day!
Everyone likes it when rich people give to the less fortunate, so you should dump your similarly wealthy spouse and go to a poor-person’s restaurant like McDonalds or Chipotle and hit on one of cashiers. “You have a languorous beauty,” say to the cashier, with relative certainty that it’s a compliment. The cashier will respond, “Normally I refrain from making eye...
Be A Rich Person Who Dates The Poor Day!
Everyone likes it when rich people give to the less fortunate, so you should dump your similarly wealthy spouse and go to a poor-person’s restaurant like McDonalds or Chipotle and hit on one of cashiers. “You have a languorous beauty,” say to the cashier, with relative certainty that it’s a compliment. The cashier will respond, “Normally I refrain from making eye...
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Mom Lives In Dad's Attic Now Day!
You like to stop by your Dad’s house and cook him dinner once or twice a week. It makes you feel good to know he’s not eating alone every night. You usually close out the meal with some typical chit-chat, updating each other on what you’re up to, what you’ve heard about whom. But tonight, just as you’re finishing the dishes and getting ready to put your coat on, your...
Mom Lives In Dad's Attic Now Day!
You like to stop by your Dad’s house and cook him dinner once or twice a week. It makes you feel good to know he’s not eating alone every night. You usually close out the meal with some typical chit-chat, updating each other on what you’re up to, what you’ve heard about whom. But tonight, just as you’re finishing the dishes and getting ready to put your coat on,...
